Privacy Policy
1. What We Collect
SloppyXBaby is a product of Coach Hype LLC, United States.
We collect exactly two things, and only when you hand them to us:
Email addresses: when you download the Antidote Kit or sign up for updates. We use this to deliver the kit and communicate product updates. We do not sell, rent, or share your email address with anyone, for any reason, except the services required to operate the site (email delivery and payment processing).
Payment information: processed entirely by Stripe. We never see or store your card details. Stripe’s privacy policy applies to payment data.
2. How We Use Data
Your data is used solely to deliver the product you purchased or downloaded, and to email you when the product itself changes — no newsletters, no promotions. We do not use your data for advertising, profiling, or automated decision-making.
3. Data Storage
Data is stored on Cloudflare’s edge infrastructure (KV). We retain email addresses indefinitely unless you request deletion. You can request deletion at any time by emailing hello@sloppyxbaby.com.
4. Cookies
We set no cookies of any kind: no tracking, no analytics, and no session cookies. The site has no accounts or logins. See our Cookie Policy for details.
5. Third Parties
We use Stripe for payments; Stripe’s privacy policy applies to payment data. We run no analytics of any kind. If that ever changes, the tool will be one that collects no personal data and sets no cookies (e.g., Plausible), and this page will be updated before it goes live.
6. Your Rights
You have the right to access, correct, or delete your personal data. Contact us at hello@sloppyxbaby.com.
That’s the whole policy: we collect your email, Stripe handles your card, and nothing tracks you. Questions? hello@sloppyxbaby.com